I asked my friend Caz if it was okay if I make fun of Brexit, I possibly should have included the British as well, but I think that was a little bit implied.
So let me talk a bit about the British trying to leave the EU. It’s not just been months, it’s been years since it first started being something to think about and we haven’t gotten much past thinking about it.
The British are coming, the British are coming.
Famous lines, from when a country was first leaving the British Empire. The start of the end. Even if some countries left much more peacefully or less completely the British Empire grew super small, indeed it stopped existing.
That was right around when the EU came along and made England part of a different kind of Empire. One that grew and grew and seemed like it would never stop.
Then the shocking day came, Britain declared it was considering leaving the EU. The country that had been left and left and left was now saying it would leave?
Maybe we’ll see if they can do it.
Here is my advice. Just do it. If they have to pull out their water pistols (because the don’t have real guns) and say we are leaving or else. Do it.
If they need to go to Germany and have peaceful protests (I’d say France as it’s closer, but they’ve had enough trouble with protesters). Do it.
If they still think that politics can do it, good for them, but now that they’ve said that they’ll leave I want them to. Do it.
The British are leaving, the British are leaving.
I recently got Grammarly for Firefox and it does not think this is funny at all. I know my sense of humor is odd but didn’t you at least smile.